1 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,300 Bloody suicide, this place. 2 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:29,520 Emergency lighting procedure. 3 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:59,010 Absolutely bloody marvellous. Six pounds a wiggle. I can't even handle a cup of 4 00:01:59,010 --> 00:02:00,010 bloody tea. 5 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:08,229 Is tea knocked on the head for this morning? 6 00:02:09,889 --> 00:02:10,889 Bloody Niagara. 7 00:04:44,490 --> 00:04:45,490 Mwah! 8 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:40,340 I suppose you prefer butter. 9 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:44,000 You know I haven't eaten butter since I saw Last Tango in Paris. 10 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,640 I've marred. 11 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,280 Must you be so coarse? 12 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,080 It's not done. 13 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,280 Do you need any harm, darling? 14 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,440 Aren't you going to eat your eggs? 15 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,320 Well... 16 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:09,140 Sorry, darling. 17 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,440 Don't keep calling me darling. 18 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:12,699 Go on, darling. 19 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:14,480 Go on, dear. 20 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,020 Do you love me? 21 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,480 Darling. 22 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:29,860 John always said he loved me. 23 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,360 And we were very happy together. 24 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,840 I know your first husband did. 25 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:36,580 Well, why don't you then? 26 00:06:49,230 --> 00:06:50,230 I'd better be off. 27 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:04,350 Could I? 28 00:07:04,610 --> 00:07:06,750 Could I have my paper? No, dear. 29 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,130 Hey, come on, mate. Milk bottles have got to get through. 30 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:58,810 What do you think I'm doing here? Get out of the way. Come on, move back. Get 31 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,730 your bloody milk boat out of the way. 32 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:02,130 Stop. 33 00:08:10,730 --> 00:08:12,630 It's all right, dear. She'll be down in a minute. 34 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:32,030 It'll be all right, ma 'am. 35 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:33,890 Oh, shall I have that back? Yes. 36 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:29,960 I'll bet you wet the lavatory paper again. I always have to rush. 37 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:35,720 You'll catch me lonely. 38 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,860 Oh, you all right? 39 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,100 I hope I didn't hurt your pussy. 40 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:00,570 Perhaps I'd better shut the door, catch pneumonia or else. 41 00:10:04,010 --> 00:10:05,010 He's nice. 42 00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:07,070 It's a she. 43 00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:09,890 What's her name? 44 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,110 Dora. 45 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:13,730 Really? Have you got one? 46 00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:16,830 Yes. What do you call it? 47 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:21,130 Funny enough, Dora. 48 00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:25,730 Mine's awfully naughty. 49 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,230 Yes, so's mine. 50 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:32,200 Mind you, sometimes she's so pleased to see me that she licks me all over. 51 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,440 So does mine. 52 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:36,340 And she loves nothing better than playing with the odd ball. 53 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,820 So does mine. 54 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,340 Oh, how do you feed yours? 55 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,680 I mean, took you for a little bit in the morning and a little bit in the 56 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,680 evening. 57 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,400 Oh. 58 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,240 All day. 59 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:52,640 Oh, they love nothing better than getting it, don't they? 60 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,660 Yes. I had a bitch called Sally once. 61 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,020 Oh, Davy. 62 00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:58,930 So did I. 63 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,110 She had a litter. 64 00:11:05,110 --> 00:11:06,290 That can be nasty. 65 00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,090 I didn't know what to do with them. 66 00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:10,470 Really, I've never found that problem. 67 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:14,290 I had to have her put to sleep. 68 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:17,030 It's not always that easy. 69 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,890 I still miss her. 70 00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:22,450 Funny, I don't. Not anymore. 71 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,370 Do you like my pussy? 72 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,700 Not half. 73 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:30,400 Would you like to feed her? 74 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:32,380 I'd love to. 75 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,760 Maybe you'd like to give her a basin full. 76 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,480 Any time. 77 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:40,760 Maybe it would be better to give it to her on a plate. 78 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,240 Bye -bye, Dave. 79 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:45,760 Bye -bye. 80 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,460 I've got to go now and get changed. 81 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:49,679 Bye -bye. 82 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,680 Bye. 83 00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:25,209 Good morning. 84 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:26,210 Lovely morning. 85 00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:29,350 Isn't it? Sorry I'm late. 86 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:32,450 You see, your house is on the corner. I went straight past. 87 00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:35,790 Oh, that's why you missed us then. 88 00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:38,530 Yeah, I hope it didn't mean black coffee. 89 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:40,450 Dry cornflakes. 90 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,750 Oh, dear. 91 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:47,550 Would you like to come in for a cup of tea? The kettle's just boiling. 92 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,170 Oh, fine. Thank you very much indeed. 93 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:51,810 Milk? Yes, yes. Three pints. 94 00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:55,270 No. I mean, would you like milk in your tea? 95 00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:56,490 Oh, I'm sorry. 96 00:12:57,050 --> 00:13:00,070 Yes, please, I would. Sit there. Thank you. It's not comfortable. 97 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:03,030 Sugar? Don't let me put you to any trouble. 98 00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:05,030 Oh, it's instant. 99 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:06,490 Could I have two lumps? 100 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:11,250 I'm afraid I'm rather a mess this morning. Oh, don't worry. You want to 101 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,630 of the places I go to? Yes, some places are bigger. 102 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:15,410 Oh, I doubt it. 103 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,290 Would you like anything else? 104 00:13:17,570 --> 00:13:19,170 Pardon? With your tea. 105 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:20,950 I'm well stocked up. 106 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:22,490 Yes, yes, I can imagine. 107 00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:24,390 Biscuit? 108 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:26,030 Oh, no, thank you very much. 109 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:28,250 Watching your figure? 110 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,070 No, no, not at all. 111 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:33,070 I don't have to worry about my figure. 112 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:35,090 Digestive. Oh, do you think so? 113 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:37,270 Biscuit. Oh, yes. 114 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:39,330 Digestive biscuit. 115 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:44,750 You, uh, you did say two lumps? Yes, please, if you don't mind. 116 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,740 Do you like it? 117 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:56,420 Pardon? The job. 118 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,159 The job? 119 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,260 Oh, it's a great job. Wonderful job. All fresh air and frozen fingers. 120 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:05,520 Well, thank you very much for the coffee. I think I'd better be going. 121 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:10,620 Oh, I'm sorry. I asked you in for tea and I gave you coffee. It doesn't 122 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:14,420 That coffee was wonderful. Well, do you think I could possibly have a bit extra 123 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,760 tomorrow? I beg your pardon? 124 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,300 Four pints. 125 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,520 Oh, milk. 126 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:19,540 Milk, yes. 127 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,840 Four pints tomorrow. 128 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:21,980 Yes, of course. 129 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:24,480 I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll put it in my book. Four pints for tomorrow. 130 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,720 Bye -bye. 131 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,500 Thanks for coffee. 132 00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,720 I forgot to leave the milk. You're hurt. 133 00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:01,820 Come in. Go and sit down, quickly. 134 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,800 Come on. 135 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000 How do you feel? 136 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:08,620 Not too good. 137 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:09,940 Oh, dear. 138 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:16,780 It's jammed. Open it. 139 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,300 It won't move. 140 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:23,960 I've cut myself. 141 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,660 and clean in Bristol fashion again. 142 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,300 Yes. There, a bit better. 143 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,200 Could I have a glass of water? 144 00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,100 Do you feel faint? 145 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:59,260 You look horribly all pale. 146 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,380 It's all a bit too much for me. 147 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,720 Oh, dear. 148 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,280 Oh, look at that scratch. 149 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:05,740 How on earth did you do that? 150 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,120 It's a very long story. 151 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,700 Oh, you are brave. 152 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,600 Hold on, I'll dry you. 153 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,360 the pictures? 154 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,460 Sometimes. 155 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:23,520 Do you ever go to the Ritz? 156 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,040 Sometimes. 157 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,000 Last week, I went to see a Japanese film. 158 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,600 It's all about bottles. 159 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,740 So did I. 160 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,140 Oh, what did you think? 161 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,000 Oh, I thought it was a right load of bush. 162 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,200 Shy. 163 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,480 Cheeky. 164 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,860 Would you like to go to the pictures? 165 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,460 I hear they're showing a great Italian film. 166 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,400 It's Art Nouveau. 167 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,220 What a lovely title. 168 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,100 Pick it up. 169 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,080 It's throbbing. 170 00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:58,860 Today? 171 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,480 I'd love to. 172 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,420 I've got the afternoon off. 173 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,100 What if I didn't keep you waiting? 174 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,920 Oh, no, no, no. Come on, let's go in. It's late. 175 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,160 Oh. 176 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:34,700 I've had an accident. 177 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,880 I've forgotten my money. 178 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,520 Oh, darling. 179 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,140 Oh. Come on, quick. Oh, no, please, I can't take your money. Quick, hurry up. 180 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:47,400 Oh. Oh, good, you're gone. 181 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:48,940 I'm sorry. Oh. 182 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,500 I'm sorry. 183 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:51,780 Tickets. 184 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,540 What? Tickets. 185 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,720 Oh, because I didn't take them at the door. 186 00:17:57,050 --> 00:18:00,790 You weren't at the door. I don't come out till 1 .40. I'll give them to you 187 00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:01,609 after the show. 188 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:03,550 Yeah, yeah. But too late. I'll be off. 189 00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:05,070 All right. 190 00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:06,890 Sit down. 191 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:08,610 We've got to stand up to give you the tickets. 192 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,110 You have to sit down. 193 00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,310 All right. 194 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,830 The responsibility of the management should know it. 195 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:17,470 It's an easy job. This didn't take it. Oh, thank you. 196 00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:19,430 Hello. Hello. 197 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:20,990 Hello. Hello. 198 00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:22,530 Hello. Hello. 199 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,040 They're like mummy's curtains. 200 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,440 You took clothes everywhere. 201 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,870 No! No! 202 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,500 Blood. 203 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:58,160 Talk about drink a pint of milk today. 204 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,500 cold isn't it i love this don't like the wind myself would you like to come back 205 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:41,000 to my place for a cup of tea i said would you like to come back for a cup of 206 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,740 i don't live very far from here just around the corner besides i've got to 207 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:50,680 you your money back it doesn't matter it does to me it's only around the corner 208 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,860 and you haven't got to wait for a bus or anything i've got my own transport down 209 00:20:53,860 --> 00:21:00,840 there well i wish i could speak italian don't you yeah you'd be 210 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,840 great 211 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,039 Oh, my car. 212 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,040 No, 213 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,580 it's over there. 214 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,080 Where? Over there. 215 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,340 That one? 216 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,400 Well, 217 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:21,340 not exactly. It's... That? 218 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:26,000 Yes. But it's a milk thingy, Bob. 219 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,840 A float, yes. 220 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:29,920 Oh. 221 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,300 Let me escort you to my milk float. 222 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:42,230 an engine next year. 223 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,650 Whoa, get in. 224 00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:54,990 My car's being repaired, so I borrow it. 225 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,010 Oh, how nice. 226 00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:00,950 Can you get out? 227 00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:02,970 People don't care how they park these days. 228 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,140 Home. Sit down. 229 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:26,719 Not there! 230 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,720 Not there. 231 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,240 There's woodworm in the legs. 232 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,600 Bed's the only safe place. 233 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,640 I'll put the kettle on. 234 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,400 Would you like to take the coat off? 235 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,600 I'm a bit cold. 236 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:50,559 Oh. 237 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,040 Spring warms up when the gas is on. 238 00:23:03,820 --> 00:23:05,120 Oh, lovely little doll. 239 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,140 It's a hobby of mine. 240 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,760 Sugar? 241 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,040 Cookie. 242 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,280 It's a bit hollow. 243 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:21,580 Who? Antonio. 244 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,620 I didn't like her. 245 00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:28,560 Oh, I thought she bent over backwards to give a good performance. 246 00:23:30,980 --> 00:23:31,979 Can I be mad? 247 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:32,980 No, no, no. 248 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:34,140 No. 249 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:54,450 Do you like it strong? 250 00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:55,530 Yes, please. 251 00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:17,730 Nice. A bit stronger. 252 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,190 No, thank you. 253 00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:20,910 Oh, a biscuit. 254 00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:30,610 How's it? 255 00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:39,510 Do you love me 256 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:47,150 again? 257 00:24:54,270 --> 00:24:55,270 You love me again? 258 00:24:56,050 --> 00:24:57,050 Oh, I love you. 259 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:04,680 Babies. 260 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,020 Babies. Oh, yes. 261 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,420 But not for a bit. No. 262 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,180 I'm glad you like babies. 263 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,980 Oh, I do love you. 264 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,960 And I love you. 265 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,400 Mummy, I'm engaged. 266 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:22,620 Daddy, I'm getting married. 267 00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:24,200 Shall we? Yes. 268 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,040 You sure? Definitely. 269 00:25:34,670 --> 00:25:35,629 I haven't got any. 270 00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:36,930 You haven't changed your mind? 271 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:38,150 No. 272 00:25:38,930 --> 00:25:40,850 Does it matter if I haven't got any? 273 00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:43,830 We can still do it. It's just the same. 274 00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:46,570 We can't just do it, can we? 275 00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:47,870 I'll be very careful. 276 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:49,510 Oh, I'm sure you would be. 277 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,990 I suppose we could do it without them. 278 00:25:53,450 --> 00:25:56,970 Mummy, Daddy, he wants me to elope. 279 00:25:57,410 --> 00:25:59,490 How do you tell Mummy and Daddy what we're going to do? 280 00:26:00,230 --> 00:26:01,310 Would you mind telling them? 281 00:26:01,790 --> 00:26:02,890 They'd be very happy. 282 00:26:03,550 --> 00:26:04,550 I find that very odd. 283 00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:08,010 But if it's all right with you, I suppose it's all right with me. 284 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,130 Mummy and Daddy would love to have you. 285 00:26:12,350 --> 00:26:13,470 Isn't that a bit twisted? 286 00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:18,370 Twisted? I don't think I could do it without Mummy and Daddy being there. 287 00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:20,910 Watching? Of course. 288 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:22,550 I couldn't do it. 289 00:26:22,890 --> 00:26:25,190 Oh, that's all right. Daddy will show you what to do. 290 00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:27,830 Oh, by the way, do you like the organ? 291 00:26:28,930 --> 00:26:30,010 That's beside the point. 292 00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:33,150 I don't need your father to tell me how to do it. 293 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,550 Can't we do it alone? 294 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:38,570 No. It wouldn't be right if they weren't there when I was getting married. Nor 295 00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:39,570 would it. 296 00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:44,390 What have your parents got to do with you getting married? 297 00:26:45,890 --> 00:26:47,110 Your first flight. 298 00:26:47,410 --> 00:26:48,430 When are you getting married? 299 00:26:48,770 --> 00:26:50,570 You do still want me. Yes. 300 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:54,870 Oh, we must fight. This thing is bigger than both of us. 301 00:26:55,090 --> 00:26:56,170 Say you love me. 302 00:26:58,010 --> 00:26:58,929 I love you. 303 00:26:58,930 --> 00:26:59,930 I love you. 304 00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:03,860 I must go. 305 00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:06,460 Bye, Mummy. 306 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,080 Can't wait to tell Mummy and Daddy what we're going to do. They'll be so 307 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,080 pleased. 308 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,000 We'll have the naughtiest marriage ever. 309 00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:15,520 Marriage? Thank you, my darling. 310 00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:16,920 I haven't done anything. 311 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,820 You've made me very happy. 312 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:21,100 Have I? 313 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,640 Bye. We'll be so happy together. 314 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,320 Together? 315 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:28,480 I'll see you tomorrow. Then you can meet Mummy and Daddy. 316 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,060 Oh, that'd be nice. 317 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,320 Me neither. 318 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:38,300 Tom! 319 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,600 Aren't you happy for us? 320 00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,260 Isn't he nice? 321 00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:45,240 Isn't he nice, Mummy? 322 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,880 Very nice. 323 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,760 Tom, we've got company. Pass the sandwiches. 324 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,660 Oh, no, thank you. I don't want the sandwiches. I've still got plenty of my 325 00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:56,040 left. Hasn't he got lovely brown hair? 326 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,860 Grow a price big, darling. It would suit you. 327 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,160 You're embarrassing him. 328 00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:01,700 Tom! 329 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,420 Do you love her? 330 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,180 Father! Oh, really, Tom? Well, what's the matter? 331 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,600 Oh, Father! 332 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,260 Oh, Tom. 333 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,240 Lovely pipe. 334 00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:22,300 I think I'll get a little more. 335 00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:27,140 Ow! 336 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:55,500 Take yourself away. What are you doing? 337 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,360 Now, 338 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,320 now, you fool. You? 339 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,940 Oh, I'm a sort of representative. 340 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,480 Oh, fantastic. 341 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,680 Hey, say hello to an old friend of mine. 342 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,160 She's just there. 343 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,240 Hello. 344 00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:13,780 Diana, say hello to Davy. 345 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,440 Hello. Hello. 346 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,060 This one's mine. 347 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,240 Joan. 348 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,880 Joan, say hello to Davy. 349 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,180 I'm working with him. What? 350 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:26,960 Hello. 351 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,800 Oh, he's the right way with us, lad. We used to have a name for him, you know. 352 00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:31,560 We've heard of, um, Elvis the Pelvis. 353 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:37,340 We used to call him Enos the... Oh, yeah. We were best mates at school. 354 00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:41,240 Really? Yeah, me and him, you know. Hey, darling, there's a man dying of thirst 355 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,460 here. Could we have four Molotov cocktails, please? 356 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,240 What's the trouble with Tim today? No sense of humour. 357 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:49,220 Oh, this place is bad, man. 358 00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:52,020 Hey, can I have a place? 359 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:52,879 We'll go. 360 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,220 You and Diana, all right? Me and Joan. Fantastic. 361 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,960 Yeah, Diana's a bit upset, so cheer her up. Why? We'll go in my car. 362 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,319 You haven't got a car. 363 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:00,979 Doesn't everybody? 364 00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:01,980 I did very well last week. 365 00:30:02,140 --> 00:30:03,360 You must be doing well. 366 00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:05,780 Not really. Fell off a truck. Girls, attend. 367 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,240 She'd be nothing new. 368 00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:11,180 By God, she can move. 369 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:12,559 Hang on. 370 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,360 The G -Force could remove your balls. 371 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,280 One press of the starter here and pow! 372 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,179 All right. 373 00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:21,600 Don't put your arms out of the window, folks. We could take off. 374 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,520 I'm choked! 375 00:30:26,380 --> 00:30:27,920 Lovely night. 376 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,120 Yes. 377 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,760 Have you known Sandy Long? 378 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000 No. 379 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,160 Where do you live? 380 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:45,000 Around. Hey, there's a great party tomorrow night. Bring a bottle and a 381 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,660 see which one you can get down first, eh? Don't I? 382 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:50,980 Now, Diana's going, aren't you, love? And me and Joan, and you can come as 383 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,500 if you want. Yeah, yeah, great, love to. 384 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,760 Right. 385 00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:54,790 Where is it? 386 00:30:55,150 --> 00:30:56,150 You promise you won't laugh? 387 00:30:56,910 --> 00:30:57,910 Scout's on now. 388 00:30:58,630 --> 00:31:00,150 Still organ row number 20. 389 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:03,850 Hey, hey, hard place to find, is it? Oh, no, very randy, but it's yours. 390 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:08,270 Of course, you don't have to bring your misery against if you don't want to. No, 391 00:31:08,290 --> 00:31:09,290 I'd love to. We'll go. 392 00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:10,610 You and Diana, me and Joe. 393 00:31:11,190 --> 00:31:12,190 Right on. 394 00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:16,070 I would like to take if you didn't mind. 395 00:31:17,770 --> 00:31:18,770 No, no, against it. 396 00:31:20,490 --> 00:31:22,950 Have you been to this place we're supposed to be going if this car goes? 397 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,300 Yes. Is it a nice place? 398 00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:27,140 Yes. 399 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,520 There's dancing. 400 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,500 Do you like dancing? 401 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,120 Not much good at it. 402 00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:36,160 Oh, you just go up and down. 403 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:39,700 Well, I've none of that in my car, if you don't mind. Car? It's more like a 404 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,700 parking bus stop. 405 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,640 Where are we going? I don't know. 406 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,400 Only probably don't have to stop. 407 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,780 Or see a golf. We'll have to stop. 408 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,680 Banzai! 409 00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:14,920 Here you go. You don't want to assert. You don't want to assert. 410 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:17,900 Hello, Madonna. 411 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,160 Here, fly. 412 00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:43,830 I want to be. 413 00:32:46,510 --> 00:32:48,910 In the dead of night. 414 00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:51,230 I want to be. 415 00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:53,590 In 416 00:32:53,590 --> 00:33:00,110 the 417 00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:01,930 dead of night. 418 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:05,550 I want to be. 419 00:33:07,170 --> 00:33:11,290 Still the morning light. 420 00:33:17,199 --> 00:33:24,020 Why won't you come to me? Why won't you come to me? Why won't you 421 00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:25,500 come to me? 422 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:53,000 Do I love you? Do I love you? Well, I could bend up, 423 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000 bend down. 424 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:22,889 Why won't you come to me Why won't you come to me 425 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,639 The poor man's just as upset as me. It's a great big hairy dog with a barrel 426 00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:51,639 round his leg. 427 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:54,739 Go on, kids, on the other side now. We'll see you all. 428 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,080 Oh, 429 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,100 it's bloody horrible. 430 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,800 Hey, let's get out of here. Let's go and see Rent -A -Troop. 431 00:35:18,990 --> 00:35:20,190 We'll have none of that here. 432 00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:21,450 Sort of. 433 00:35:25,470 --> 00:35:26,470 Are you comfortable? 434 00:35:28,910 --> 00:35:35,330 Are you warm enough? 435 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:36,750 Yes, I am. 436 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,170 That's good. 437 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,060 I think I've just spoiled Joan. 438 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:05,700 I would have married her. 439 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,140 God, you men are all the same. Well, wouldn't you girls be confused if we 440 00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:10,959 weren't, eh? 441 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,660 Now, love, you've got to start marriage right. I mean, if you find out on the 442 00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:17,100 marry tonight that she does well, I mean, at least you've gone around it the 443 00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:18,100 right way, eh? 444 00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:19,500 We are engaged. 445 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,480 No, love, you've got it all wrong. I mean, engagements are for people to get 446 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,600 know each other, and... We do know each other. 447 00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:31,440 Yes, I mean, engagements to know you, but marriage is to have you. 448 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:32,700 Well? 449 00:36:32,779 --> 00:36:35,460 Well, I've had you. I don't know who the bloody hell you are. 450 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,160 Start off! 451 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,420 Hey, get off! 452 00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:40,340 I'm going to drive this thing without juggling me. 453 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:41,700 At least we'll all die together. 454 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,920 Tell me who. 455 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,680 Sorry about the mess. 456 00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:02,370 I wasn't expecting anyone. 457 00:37:02,650 --> 00:37:03,650 It looks all right to me. 458 00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:04,850 Sit down. 459 00:37:09,010 --> 00:37:12,850 Yours? Oh, it gets a bit cold in the morning. 460 00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:18,250 Instant or percolated? What? 461 00:37:18,690 --> 00:37:21,330 Coffee. Oh, anything. 462 00:37:21,690 --> 00:37:22,750 Well, I've got both. 463 00:37:23,830 --> 00:37:24,830 Percolated. 464 00:37:28,390 --> 00:37:29,510 Percolated takes longer. 465 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:31,940 Instant, then. 466 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,360 Are you sure? 467 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,080 Yes. 468 00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:40,140 I mean, you could have percolated. 469 00:37:40,580 --> 00:37:42,420 Instant will be fine, thank you. 470 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:44,920 I'll make instant, then. 471 00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:55,480 Oh, would you like to put on a record? 472 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,080 It's over there. 473 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:15,800 Would you excuse me a moment? 474 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,280 I've just got to go outside. 475 00:38:54,350 --> 00:38:55,350 Be careful. 476 00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:01,310 Beautiful music. I like it. 477 00:39:04,350 --> 00:39:05,710 Are you going to the party? 478 00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:07,130 Yes. 479 00:39:07,610 --> 00:39:08,610 Good. 480 00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:10,310 I'll see you there. 481 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:12,390 Do you want me to leave? 482 00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:13,710 No. 483 00:39:13,870 --> 00:39:16,570 No, I just meant... Well, I'll see you at the party. 484 00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:18,690 Where was it? 485 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:19,990 Still Auburn Road? 486 00:39:21,410 --> 00:39:22,410 Funny name. 487 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,640 They say on a cold day you can't find it. 488 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000 What do you do? 489 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,880 I'm a milkman. 490 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,480 You're a milkman. 491 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,140 Well, milkman, I find you very attractive. 492 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,120 What do you do for a living? 493 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:47,900 Nothing. 494 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:49,618 Oh, nothing. 495 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:52,140 I think you're very beautiful. 496 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,800 Thank you. And I find you very handy. 497 00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:57,820 Thank you. 498 00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,840 Never did I thank you for the truth. 499 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,280 You did. 500 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,940 I don't think I'm very beautiful. 501 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,600 I think you're very, very beautiful. 502 00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:13,900 I would like to go to bed with you. 503 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,100 Be gentle. 504 00:40:23,470 --> 00:40:24,810 I think I'm falling in love with you. 505 00:40:25,010 --> 00:40:26,010 Don't say that. 506 00:40:26,230 --> 00:40:27,230 Why? 507 00:40:28,230 --> 00:40:32,470 When love is not spoken, it's in the air. It's the moment between us. It's 508 00:40:32,470 --> 00:40:33,470 word. 509 00:40:33,950 --> 00:40:35,410 I don't understand you. 510 00:40:37,090 --> 00:40:39,210 You're so strangely, wonderfully beautiful. 511 00:40:42,470 --> 00:40:43,650 You're a flatterer. 512 00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:48,170 A flatterer doesn't make love. They say words. 513 00:40:48,450 --> 00:40:49,450 Words are important. 514 00:40:49,910 --> 00:40:51,150 Words are never forgotten. 515 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,060 Perhaps we don't want to be reminded. 516 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,740 I want to remember everything. 517 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,800 Stay with me. 518 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:08,420 Love me. 519 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,900 Hold me. Stay with me. 520 00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:12,820 I love you. 521 00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:14,680 I love you. 522 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:15,940 I love you. 523 00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:20,900 It was true. 524 00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:26,560 I just want to stay with you. Live with you. Love you. Love you. 525 00:43:04,940 --> 00:43:05,940 Hello, Joan. 526 00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:07,640 Is Diana there with you? 527 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,560 Oh. 528 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,160 Diana, darling. 529 00:43:12,780 --> 00:43:14,160 I've been looking everywhere for you. 530 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,260 I want to see you. 531 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,520 Oh, I can't, darling. 532 00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:21,760 Oh, let's see. It's about five o 'clock now. I'll see you tonight at the party. 533 00:43:51,430 --> 00:43:52,830 Okay. 534 00:44:11,550 --> 00:44:13,830 I got it. 535 00:44:14,970 --> 00:44:15,970 Rick. 536 00:44:20,890 --> 00:44:22,070 Do you like it? 537 00:44:41,610 --> 00:44:42,890 There you are, heart -face. 538 00:44:44,090 --> 00:44:45,570 Now, you'll be all right, won't you? 539 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:47,830 Don't forget the kisses at the bottom. 540 00:44:48,990 --> 00:44:49,990 Bye. 541 00:44:52,230 --> 00:44:53,230 Take care. 542 00:44:55,490 --> 00:44:56,490 Bye, then. 543 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:19,510 Thought it was you. 544 00:45:20,590 --> 00:45:22,650 I suppose you think that's funny. 545 00:45:22,910 --> 00:45:25,050 Nice waiter to the lady. Piss off. 546 00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:28,910 Yeah, what's going on? He's bloody well going on pissing bastard. 547 00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:31,830 Wouldn't be so ready to the queen, would you? You can piss off too. 548 00:45:32,110 --> 00:45:33,310 Tell Klaus not to. Lieutenant. 549 00:45:33,950 --> 00:45:34,950 Pissing bastard. 550 00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:36,270 Here, let's get some peace. 551 00:45:36,710 --> 00:45:37,710 Ah, no. 552 00:45:37,830 --> 00:45:38,830 This is man's talk. 553 00:45:39,090 --> 00:45:40,930 You didn't want man's talk just now. 554 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:42,250 Oh, darling. 555 00:45:42,810 --> 00:45:43,910 Don't play with yourself. 556 00:45:44,310 --> 00:45:45,310 Very piss elegant. 557 00:45:45,590 --> 00:45:46,590 Bleeding bastard. 558 00:45:51,799 --> 00:45:52,799 It's all bleeding, bleeding. 559 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,480 She's angry. 560 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:57,040 She hasn't started swearing yet. 561 00:45:57,780 --> 00:45:58,780 Oh, God. 562 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,360 What died in there? 563 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,860 Oh, you haven't felt foul of that ball of sparsity over there, have you? 564 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,220 You know, it must have been the last three of the last orgy. God knows, I 565 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,080 he just shriveled up and died alone somewhere. 566 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,700 It's a bit like, um, heart transplant, you know. 567 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,780 Well, I shall be then. Bang, gone. 568 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,520 Hey, I've been hearing about you. 569 00:46:16,780 --> 00:46:19,940 You little rascal. What have you been up to, eh? Well, keep the dollars off your 570 00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:20,940 nose, you know. 571 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,040 Where's Diana? 572 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,660 We're going to get married. 573 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:27,880 Yeah. 574 00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:30,420 You've got to be joking. 575 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,760 Where is she? She told me she was going to be here. 576 00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:35,540 She's with John. 577 00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:37,660 She's been out there for years. 578 00:46:44,170 --> 00:46:45,170 Come here. 579 00:46:47,310 --> 00:46:48,950 That John's bad news, all right? 580 00:46:49,650 --> 00:46:50,830 Just forget about it, eh? 581 00:46:52,930 --> 00:46:53,930 Anything else you fancy? 582 00:46:54,590 --> 00:46:55,590 No. 583 00:46:55,850 --> 00:46:57,390 You're not going to be sick, are you? No. 584 00:46:59,970 --> 00:47:00,970 Here. 585 00:47:01,270 --> 00:47:02,570 How about her over there, eh? 586 00:47:03,850 --> 00:47:04,850 Cool. 587 00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:06,050 The name's Margo. 588 00:47:06,450 --> 00:47:07,450 Be all right there. 589 00:47:08,090 --> 00:47:10,710 The only time she says no is when you ask her if she's had enough. 590 00:47:12,550 --> 00:47:13,550 She's a lovely girl. 591 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,840 Very colorful. 592 00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:17,100 Like Gorgonzola. Oh, shut up. 593 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,040 Now, go on. 594 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:20,800 Can't do any harm, can it? 595 00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:23,040 You have Brodie with you, have you? 596 00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:25,460 Go on. 597 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,680 Come here. 598 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,800 Hello. 599 00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:34,700 Nice party. Been here long. 600 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:36,980 Do you go everywhere on your knees? 601 00:47:37,660 --> 00:47:38,660 I'd love a drink. 602 00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:42,380 I think it'd be better if you got up. 603 00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:05,140 Cheers. 604 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,760 Cheers. 605 00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:21,100 What are you looking at? 606 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:38,840 Oh, dear. 607 00:48:42,740 --> 00:48:44,560 Silly girl. Mommy! 608 00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:53,680 What are 609 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:59,380 you laughing about? 610 00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:01,840 Has he ever seen you so funny? 611 00:49:14,190 --> 00:49:15,190 Baby! 612 00:50:40,650 --> 00:50:41,650 disappointed. 613 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,290 Oh dear. 614 00:51:11,950 --> 00:51:12,950 I wish to go. 615 00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:29,150 What 616 00:51:29,150 --> 00:51:36,830 time 617 00:51:36,830 --> 00:51:37,830 is it? 618 00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:41,620 Two o 'clock. 619 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,820 You're not going to be sick again. 620 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,700 No. I'll look after you. 621 00:52:21,509 --> 00:52:22,509 Mr. 622 00:52:22,990 --> 00:52:23,990 Palmer's office, please. Thank you. 623 00:52:24,990 --> 00:52:25,990 Mr. 624 00:52:26,770 --> 00:52:28,530 Palmer, look, I won't be able to come today. 625 00:52:29,990 --> 00:52:32,090 On second thought, perhaps I will. 626 00:52:34,550 --> 00:52:36,210 Goodbye, Mr. Palmer. I'll speak to you later. Goodbye. 627 00:52:59,820 --> 00:53:01,020 I brought this for you. 628 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:03,520 Goodness. 629 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,880 What's the matter with your voice? I don't know. 630 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,540 Drink it. Make you better. 631 00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:12,740 I think you drank too much. 632 00:53:13,060 --> 00:53:14,420 You don't regret it, do you? 633 00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:18,020 Yes. Oh, Daisy. 634 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,160 You regret it. 635 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,220 Oh, may I die in peace? 636 00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:24,720 You regret it. 637 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,080 Oh, Daisy. 638 00:53:27,460 --> 00:53:28,720 Last night... 639 00:53:28,970 --> 00:53:32,810 You weren't drunk when you did it, when you asked, were you? 640 00:53:33,630 --> 00:53:34,630 What? 641 00:53:35,090 --> 00:53:37,570 You remember, were you? 642 00:53:38,150 --> 00:53:39,150 No. 643 00:53:40,590 --> 00:53:42,170 We'll be happy together. 644 00:53:44,210 --> 00:53:45,310 And me? 645 00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:47,710 Well, isn't it usual for married people... 646 00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:23,060 It is Jenkins. 647 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:37,180 Davy, I've had four telephone calls this evening. Two obscene ones for me and 648 00:55:37,180 --> 00:55:42,440 two for you, which I feel sure are your fiancé's. Now, they are both coming over 649 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,600 here tonight at half past eight. 650 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,260 There. That must be them. Oh, no. 651 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,170 Coming. Oh, hello, Janice. 652 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:16,750 Lovely evening. 653 00:56:18,990 --> 00:56:23,610 Darling, where were you? I waited and waited this morning, but you didn't 654 00:56:23,930 --> 00:56:25,330 Yeah, well, I've been very busy milk producing. 655 00:56:25,730 --> 00:56:26,950 I beg your pardon? 656 00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:28,029 Producing milk. 657 00:56:28,030 --> 00:56:29,330 But don't cows do that? 658 00:56:29,670 --> 00:56:32,490 No, no, the course, the milk producing course. Look, I've got to work tonight, 659 00:56:32,570 --> 00:56:33,570 darling. I'll see you tomorrow, huh? 660 00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:39,540 Still a lovely evening. 661 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,640 You're bettering yourself. 662 00:56:45,940 --> 00:56:47,080 Is it difficult? Oh, yes. 663 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,960 Mummy's come round. I didn't see her. She's off for the marriage now. 664 00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:52,100 Daddy's told B andH. B 665 00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:55,360 They're in the water. He's bought them. One of them's going to be best man. No, 666 00:56:55,380 --> 00:56:57,580 I really have to work tonight. Oh, I won't keep you. 667 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,760 Daddy's going to find us somewhere to live. I want a church. 668 00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:04,820 That's a bit drafty. The Vicar. Choir boys. A wonderful ceremony. The Pope. 669 00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:06,580 Felicity Lee. 670 00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:08,040 We'll let them come as well. Look. 671 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,760 I really have to work tonight, my darling. No, I won't keep you, darling. 672 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,280 Yes, bye -bye. I love you, darling. Bye -bye. I'll see you tomorrow night. 673 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,120 Morning is going to rain. 674 00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:20,980 Night -night, darling. 675 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:22,840 Oh, you are lovely. 676 00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:25,840 Bye -bye. I'll see you tomorrow. Oh, I do love you. Yes, I love you, darling, 677 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:29,000 but I must work. Yes, you must. Working for hours. Bye -bye, darling. Bye -bye, 678 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,080 darling. Bye -bye. 679 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,160 Bye. 680 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,440 Oh, sweet. 681 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,580 Hello, Margo. Who was that? 682 00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:43,840 Who? Her. 683 00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:45,580 Her? Yes, that. 684 00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:46,940 Oh, that her. 685 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,280 Yes. 686 00:57:49,780 --> 00:57:52,560 Come in. You still haven't told me who she was. 687 00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:54,460 Nobody you'd know. 688 00:57:56,380 --> 00:57:57,420 Only Mum and Dad. 689 00:57:58,460 --> 00:57:59,460 You know her? 690 00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:01,400 I want to know her. 691 00:58:04,180 --> 00:58:05,380 Turned out a pleasant evening. 692 00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:07,120 I want to talk to you. 693 00:58:08,910 --> 00:58:10,230 The top floor, is it? Yes. 694 00:58:10,910 --> 00:58:12,870 Which is your room, then? It's not down there. It's down there. 695 00:58:14,230 --> 00:58:16,610 Thank you, Davy, for showing my niece out. 696 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:17,910 So kind. 697 00:58:18,210 --> 00:58:19,550 He's such a nice lad. 698 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:22,590 He's so considerate. Well, good night. 699 00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:24,810 Oh, baby. 700 00:58:26,550 --> 00:58:27,570 Show me your room, then. 701 00:58:28,150 --> 00:58:29,150 Oh, it's down there. 702 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:38,360 Not exactly Buckingham Palace. 703 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,080 No. 704 00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:45,020 No, look, please. I don't want you to catch my cold. 705 00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:46,118 You're cold? 706 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,120 Lie down. 707 00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:50,100 Where's your aspirin? Have you taken your temperature? 708 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,820 Oh, get into bed. 709 00:58:53,540 --> 00:58:54,540 Oh, no. 710 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,680 Where's your pajamas? 711 00:58:57,420 --> 00:58:59,380 I've got a good mind to spank you. 712 00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,060 Contaminate me. 713 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:05,700 I'm not well enough. 714 00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:16,820 Asian flu. 715 00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:48,920 It's only malaria. 716 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:52,280 Malaria? Yes, I got it in Malaria... Malaya. 717 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:53,760 What were you doing in Malaya? 718 00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:55,300 A soldier. 719 00:59:55,980 --> 00:59:57,860 Darling, you might have been killed. 720 00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,660 Was it hell? Oh, yeah. 721 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,080 Right. 722 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:02,638 Potatoes. Many. 723 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,700 Yeah. And terrorists. 724 01:00:04,260 --> 01:00:05,260 Oh, them as well. 725 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:06,940 Darling, you were lucky. 726 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,400 Can I do something? No. 727 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:11,160 No, it's best if I fight them alone. 728 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,140 No, it's best if I fight this alone. 729 01:00:20,380 --> 01:00:21,700 If I have a good rest and... 730 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,720 Do I look ill? No, no, no. 731 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,260 And why did you ask? 732 01:01:06,740 --> 01:01:11,540 I forgot to tell you. I'm leaving you, sir. But why, Miss Perkins? I found a 733 01:01:11,540 --> 01:01:12,459 position here. 734 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:14,840 Good. Could be tried hard before you leave. 735 01:01:15,380 --> 01:01:16,380 Yes. 736 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,180 Yes, dear. Don't keep calling me dear. 737 01:01:33,660 --> 01:01:35,160 Now I suppose you want coffee. 738 01:01:35,740 --> 01:01:36,740 Yes, dear. 739 01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:43,440 Oh, till do. 740 01:02:10,220 --> 01:02:11,220 I'm not. 741 01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:16,320 The milkman's nice. 742 01:02:17,980 --> 01:02:19,600 He gave me a funny look. 743 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:25,760 Well, what do you expect if you won't eat them when they're made? 744 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,160 It's all right. 745 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:30,660 When we were first married, you said you didn't like hard eggs. 746 01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:34,180 I've changed. 747 01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:36,480 Yes. Well, I'm fuller. 748 01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:37,820 Fat. 749 01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:43,038 haven't changed. 750 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,040 No. 751 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,600 You still look good. 752 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,520 Still? I'm not old. No, no, no. 753 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,460 Men find me very attractive. I'm sure they do. 754 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,520 Well, doesn't that worry you? 755 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:02,820 What? 756 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,900 That men want me. 757 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,280 Oh, well, yeah. 758 01:03:08,580 --> 01:03:10,340 Well, don't you think I'm desirable? 759 01:03:10,740 --> 01:03:11,709 Yeah, of course. 760 01:03:11,710 --> 01:03:13,150 Oh, as you know. 761 01:03:15,450 --> 01:03:18,470 The milkman might seduce me. 762 01:03:20,170 --> 01:03:21,170 Don't worry. 763 01:03:21,270 --> 01:03:22,390 I'm sure he won't. 764 01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,510 If he did. 765 01:03:24,830 --> 01:03:25,830 Did what, Miguel? 766 01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:27,170 Seduce me. 767 01:03:27,490 --> 01:03:30,550 Well, believe me, I wouldn't take a driving down. 768 01:03:30,810 --> 01:03:33,490 No, but I bloody well have to, wouldn't I? 769 01:03:35,990 --> 01:03:37,570 Well, I'd better be off. 770 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:19,698 Thank you, Jones. 771 01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:23,620 I'm sorry I'm late. It's all right. No, I've got to... It's all right. I've had 772 01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:26,180 trouble with my milk pan. I don't know what's the matter. My yoghurt's gone all 773 01:04:26,180 --> 01:04:27,180 liquid. It's all right. 774 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:29,720 It's all right. 775 01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:34,560 I'm sorry about your yoghurt, but come in. 776 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,000 Have a nice cup of tea, OK? 777 01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:40,600 Tea or coffee, it doesn't matter. 778 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:41,960 It doesn't matter. 779 01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:43,460 Make yourself comfortable. 780 01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,180 Coffee? 781 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:47,500 Fine. 782 01:04:51,210 --> 01:04:52,069 I remember. 783 01:04:52,070 --> 01:04:54,010 You like sugar, don't you? 784 01:04:55,510 --> 01:04:57,070 It's in here, in the cupboard. 785 01:04:58,390 --> 01:04:59,390 Shall I get it? 786 01:05:06,030 --> 01:05:08,710 It's in the jar, my shrieker. 787 01:05:20,010 --> 01:05:22,070 I decided to just take it off. 788 01:05:23,450 --> 01:05:27,470 Help! I'm trying to. Oh, do it, Gerald. 789 01:05:27,910 --> 01:05:28,910 No, my name's David. 790 01:05:29,150 --> 01:05:31,430 Oh, do something. I'm trying to. 791 01:05:31,710 --> 01:05:35,150 What are you doing? 792 01:05:36,130 --> 01:05:39,350 I was helping your wife. 793 01:05:39,790 --> 01:05:41,230 You swine. 794 01:05:41,550 --> 01:05:42,890 Rita, what have you been up to? 795 01:05:43,150 --> 01:05:45,810 I demand to know what's been going on. 796 01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:47,290 It's right. 797 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,500 Please, I'm sorry. All I am is the murderer. 798 01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,200 Now, now, watch it. 799 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:29,500 Careful. No, please. 800 01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:30,740 Stand back. 801 01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:32,900 Mr. Jones. 802 01:06:33,140 --> 01:06:35,400 I was in the army, you know. 803 01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,700 Mrs. Jones, you have to answer a few questions. 804 01:06:46,540 --> 01:06:47,660 It's all right, dear. 805 01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:50,200 He's a police officer. 806 01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:53,940 Would your wife like to make a statement in front of a woman police officer? 807 01:06:54,350 --> 01:06:55,770 That won't be necessary. 808 01:06:56,130 --> 01:06:58,130 Does that mean I've got to do it all over again? 809 01:06:58,410 --> 01:06:59,410 No, no, no. 810 01:06:59,950 --> 01:07:02,030 Just make a statement, dear. 811 01:07:02,330 --> 01:07:03,330 It's all right. 812 01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:05,790 He's a police officer. I didn't do anything. 813 01:07:08,170 --> 01:07:10,370 I didn't. Not the type. 814 01:07:11,130 --> 01:07:14,010 Now, Mrs Jones, you have to make a formal statement. 815 01:07:19,350 --> 01:07:22,730 Well... Well, I was... 816 01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:33,180 Assaulted. Now... Are you sure you wouldn't rather have this handled by a 817 01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:34,019 police officer? 818 01:07:34,020 --> 01:07:35,020 Go on, dear. 819 01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,420 You can tell him. 820 01:07:36,980 --> 01:07:38,580 He's a police officer. 821 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,160 I was raped. 822 01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,980 Would you be willing to submit to a medical examination? 823 01:08:00,260 --> 01:08:04,100 A medical examination to prove if intercourse took place? I most certainly 824 01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:06,160 agree to an examination. Very definitely I would agree. 825 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,520 What sort of examination? 826 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:11,880 Oh, you bloody nose. 827 01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:13,200 What do you think? 828 01:08:22,540 --> 01:08:25,180 Who does it? The Archbishop of Canterbury. 829 01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:26,479 No. 830 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,279 A matron. What's she like? Old? 831 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:32,319 Oh, go on, shut up, sit down. 832 01:08:41,779 --> 01:08:43,560 Don't worry, she won't cut anything off. 833 01:08:44,260 --> 01:08:45,260 They bottled it. 834 01:08:46,399 --> 01:08:47,399 They bottled it? 835 01:08:48,340 --> 01:08:49,340 The acid. 836 01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:51,240 Acid? 837 01:08:51,740 --> 01:08:54,500 If it dissolves, you haven't had it off. 838 01:08:55,370 --> 01:08:59,870 But if it comes out of the bottle hole, you've had it. 839 01:09:00,510 --> 01:09:01,510 It's simple. 840 01:09:09,950 --> 01:09:11,109 Take your trousers down. 841 01:09:15,870 --> 01:09:16,870 Come on. 842 01:09:17,970 --> 01:09:18,970 Who are you? 843 01:09:19,210 --> 01:09:21,010 Charlie Bloody Chan. Take your trousers off. 844 01:09:23,310 --> 01:09:24,310 Now your underpants. 845 01:09:27,050 --> 01:09:28,050 Right off. 846 01:09:38,810 --> 01:09:40,470 Now, your apron. Who do you think you are? 847 01:09:40,870 --> 01:09:41,870 Fanny Craddock? 848 01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:02,640 Mrs. Jones, would you be willing to submit to a medical examination to 849 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,080 if sexual intercourse took place? 850 01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:09,080 I must warn you, the accused denies the charge and subsequent medical tests on 851 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:10,080 him prove negative. 852 01:10:13,340 --> 01:10:14,480 He didn't! 853 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:16,140 Not rape! 854 01:10:17,420 --> 01:10:18,840 Not exactly. 855 01:10:19,260 --> 01:10:21,060 It was his hands. 856 01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:23,740 Indecent. The swine! 857 01:10:26,570 --> 01:10:28,970 Must be the right Bonnie Prince Charlie dressed like this. 858 01:10:30,170 --> 01:10:31,410 Well, my rejock. 859 01:10:32,770 --> 01:10:36,130 You haven't put her in the white leather cover, if that's what worries you. 860 01:10:36,930 --> 01:10:37,930 Am I clean? 861 01:10:38,830 --> 01:10:39,830 I hope so. 862 01:10:42,310 --> 01:10:43,310 Put him on. 863 01:10:43,470 --> 01:10:44,470 I won't watch. 864 01:10:44,670 --> 01:10:46,370 We can't hold him unless you complain. 865 01:10:46,890 --> 01:10:47,789 Complain, dear? 866 01:10:47,790 --> 01:10:52,350 You have been charged with indecently assaulting Mrs Rita Jones of 27 867 01:10:52,350 --> 01:10:54,650 Avenue on the morning of... I was only trying to help her. 868 01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:58,380 You're not obliged to say anything, but whatever you say may be used in 869 01:10:58,380 --> 01:10:59,380 evidence. 870 01:10:59,660 --> 01:11:01,820 Well, she was on the floor and we came together. 871 01:11:02,420 --> 01:11:06,700 She was on the floor and we came together. 872 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:07,960 No, we banged. 873 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,060 We banged. 874 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,400 Well, the next thing I know, I was on top of her. 875 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,900 I was on top of her. 876 01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:22,220 Well, then her husband came in and Rita, Mrs Jones, said that I was assaulting 877 01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:23,220 her. 878 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:29,420 Her husband came in and Rita said I was assaulting her. But I was only trying to 879 01:11:29,420 --> 01:11:30,420 pull her clothes down. 880 01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:36,800 I was trying to pull her clothes down. 881 01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:41,600 Have you got anything further to add to that? 882 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,380 I didn't do it. 883 01:11:45,060 --> 01:11:48,600 Well, you'll still be appearing at Marlborough Magistrate's Court ten o 884 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:49,600 the day after tomorrow. 885 01:12:07,470 --> 01:12:08,470 not producing. 886 01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:10,090 Haven't you heard? 887 01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:11,470 Dead? 888 01:12:11,890 --> 01:12:14,430 No, he's had a sort of accident. 889 01:12:14,810 --> 01:12:16,450 Mum, David had an accident. 890 01:12:16,710 --> 01:12:17,669 What happened? 891 01:12:17,670 --> 01:12:20,910 Do you mean to say you haven't heard about it? No. Why isn't he here? 892 01:12:21,990 --> 01:12:23,450 Suspended. Where? 893 01:12:25,030 --> 01:12:27,530 No, he's been suspended. 894 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,010 What's happened to him? 895 01:12:29,510 --> 01:12:33,990 Well, he's in a spot of bother with the police. I knew it. What's he done? 896 01:12:34,790 --> 01:12:38,800 A fault. Who did he hit? I knew it. I'll never like the look of it. He's been 897 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:41,500 arrested. Who did he do? 898 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:43,120 Mrs. Jones. 899 01:12:44,380 --> 01:12:48,600 Indecently. He's been indecent? With Mrs. Jones. 900 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:50,840 Jan! 901 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,900 How could he, Mummy? 902 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:56,740 Don't upset yourself, dear. He's not worth it. I love him and he loves me. 903 01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,320 They're all the same. All animals. 904 01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:01,220 Pull yourself together, darling. You'll forget. 905 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:08,060 know you were going to marry a pervert. Oh, but they will know. 906 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:10,560 Yes. No, we didn't tell anyone. 907 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:12,240 I announced it in the newspaper. 908 01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:15,080 He's in the papers, Mother. 909 01:13:16,820 --> 01:13:17,920 Is he, Father? 910 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,040 There, look, Mother. 911 01:13:43,220 --> 01:13:50,100 newspaper proudly announced the engagement of their daughter janice to 912 01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:56,200 canny why did you announce it oh my god engaged to a sex maniac i told you 913 01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:59,640 didn't i mother told you but how could he be marrying someone else how could he 914 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:00,640 do it 915 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:06,920 Now, listen, Mark. I must die of my friend. 916 01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:12,780 You wait till I tell your father. Tom will know what to do. Oh, Murray. 917 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,140 Well, he was with me. 918 01:14:15,420 --> 01:14:19,920 He must have been with... With us. 919 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:21,660 I told you. 920 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:24,500 Delight him, heavy bastard. 921 01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,400 Hello. Hello. 922 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,400 Is it true? 923 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,398 That what? 924 01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,400 The assault. 925 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:33,640 I can explain. You see, what actually happened... Oh, no need. 926 01:14:34,330 --> 01:14:35,330 I want to know about it. 927 01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:39,270 What you do is your business. 928 01:14:40,010 --> 01:14:41,010 Do you love her? 929 01:14:41,330 --> 01:14:43,190 Well... Because you've had it? I have. 930 01:14:43,450 --> 01:14:44,450 Never come round? 931 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:45,750 No. 932 01:14:45,870 --> 01:14:47,370 Still, don't upset yourself. 933 01:14:47,830 --> 01:14:48,910 More fish, you know. 934 01:14:49,930 --> 01:14:54,210 Tell me, did you, you know, what they say? 935 01:14:54,570 --> 01:14:56,550 Yes. I'm afraid so. 936 01:14:56,950 --> 01:14:58,270 Well, well, well, well. 937 01:14:59,110 --> 01:15:00,110 Youth of today. 938 01:15:02,150 --> 01:15:03,150 Well, well. 939 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:05,880 Don't mind me asking. 940 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:06,960 No, no. 941 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,640 Well, I'll be your friend, now. 942 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:10,520 Very interesting. 943 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:11,720 Right. 944 01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:13,660 Well, well, well. 945 01:15:14,220 --> 01:15:15,220 Hmm. 946 01:15:15,460 --> 01:15:16,460 You've taken it well. 947 01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:18,500 Well, well. 948 01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:19,880 Goodbye, then. 949 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,200 Well, well, well. 950 01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:37,700 got to do with it? Oh, please, look, let me explain. 951 01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:40,020 I didn't do anything. It's all been a terrible mistake. 952 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,680 You see, they said I assaulted her. Who said you assaulted her? No, I didn't. 953 01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:47,500 Who said you assaulted my baby? Well, they even said I raped her. You ruined 954 01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:49,460 baby. I've done nothing of the sort. 955 01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:52,700 Please, listen, I said... My baby kept it to herself. You bastard! 956 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,680 What are you talking about? Margot knows nothing about it. 957 01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:57,320 You... 958 01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,040 married. Married? 959 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,760 You are sexually perverted. 960 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:28,480 Oh, no, no, no, please. Don't come near me. 961 01:17:28,700 --> 01:17:29,700 No, no, no, please, stop that. 962 01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:33,360 You're married. Oh, please, let me go. 963 01:17:33,740 --> 01:17:35,780 Please. Help me. 964 01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:37,880 Joan, 965 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,420 is Diana still living with you? 966 01:17:47,980 --> 01:17:49,460 Can you tell me where I can find her? 967 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,320 No, no, I won't. 968 01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:53,880 No, I'm all right. 969 01:17:57,020 --> 01:17:58,020 Thank you. 970 01:17:58,340 --> 01:17:59,340 Thank you. 971 01:18:16,580 --> 01:18:17,760 Hello. Hello. 972 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,400 What are you doing here? 973 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:20,880 Wanted to see you again. 974 01:18:49,900 --> 01:18:50,900 Do you like it? 975 01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:54,940 Yes. It is David, isn't he? Yes. Yes, I thought so. 976 01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:59,640 You've seen the house, have you? No, I haven't. Oh, I thought you had. 977 01:19:00,060 --> 01:19:01,860 In fact, I'm sure you have. 978 01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:04,680 That's nice, isn't it? 979 01:19:04,980 --> 01:19:05,980 Yes. 980 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,560 Come in, let me pour you a drink. 981 01:19:09,820 --> 01:19:10,860 Hello, darling. 982 01:19:11,620 --> 01:19:13,600 I've just been talking to your David. 983 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:18,440 He is not my David. I'm sorry if I've upset your plan. 984 01:19:18,910 --> 01:19:19,910 You didn't. 985 01:19:21,510 --> 01:19:24,130 You see, Davy, I love all my possessions. 986 01:19:25,030 --> 01:19:27,110 Aren't you going to ask him to sit down? Sit down. 987 01:19:28,730 --> 01:19:30,350 Oh, don't think. 988 01:19:33,050 --> 01:19:34,050 Sit down. 989 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:52,560 What are you trying to do? 990 01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:56,000 Oh, nothing, darling. 991 01:19:57,920 --> 01:19:59,160 My name is John. 992 01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:05,860 But I suppose you know that. 993 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:09,420 And I know all about you. 994 01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:11,320 What are you trying to prove? 995 01:20:17,660 --> 01:20:18,660 Temperamental. 996 01:20:20,590 --> 01:20:22,150 It's this nice girl, isn't she? 997 01:20:22,710 --> 01:20:23,710 Yes. 998 01:20:25,590 --> 01:20:26,590 They're not drinking. 999 01:20:32,210 --> 01:20:36,930 Tell me, did you come here to see me or Diana? She's telling me all about you. 1000 01:20:39,230 --> 01:20:40,890 I've got something to tell you. 1001 01:20:42,510 --> 01:20:45,610 You're a nothing, Davy. 1002 01:20:46,690 --> 01:20:47,690 A nothing. 1003 01:20:49,820 --> 01:20:53,900 And you're not going to come here again, are you? Because if I see your face 1004 01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:57,880 here again, I'll have to fish for you. 1005 01:21:05,740 --> 01:21:08,120 Oh, it's a terrible mistake, Davey boy. 1006 01:21:19,210 --> 01:21:20,210 I'll hold it. 1007 01:21:21,390 --> 01:21:22,390 Oh, 1008 01:21:23,370 --> 01:21:25,090 what's my ulcer? Sorry, help me. 1009 01:21:25,430 --> 01:21:27,030 Oh, I'd like to go and see a doctor. 1010 01:21:28,650 --> 01:21:31,110 Well, that's your last one. You were tired, didn't he? 1011 01:21:31,610 --> 01:21:33,650 Yeah. How long now, do you think? 1012 01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:36,070 About five minutes. 1013 01:21:36,910 --> 01:21:37,910 Yeah, I reckon that'll do. 1014 01:22:40,940 --> 01:22:41,940 Amen. 1015 01:23:31,430 --> 01:23:33,430 What time is it? Nine thirty. 1016 01:23:34,210 --> 01:23:35,290 What day is it? 1017 01:23:36,210 --> 01:23:37,210 Thursday. 1018 01:23:37,670 --> 01:23:38,670 Oh, Christ. 1019 01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:04,660 Hey, phone, boss, phone a caller. Call an ambulance. 1020 01:24:05,660 --> 01:24:06,660 What was it, son? 1021 01:24:06,700 --> 01:24:07,700 It didn't run. 1022 01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:12,280 Yeah, well, you just lean back against that wall now and take it quietly, all 1023 01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:13,280 right? 1024 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,000 Any sign of the ambulance? 1025 01:24:22,540 --> 01:24:23,820 You've been indecently assaulted. 1026 01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:25,120 No. 1027 01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:28,200 No, all right. Now, look, I can hear the ambulance coming now. You just take it. 1028 01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:30,440 You've got to go in. Come on. 1029 01:24:31,730 --> 01:24:32,730 Bring a blanket, George. 1030 01:24:33,990 --> 01:24:36,830 Right, where's he hurt? I've no idea, mate. Oh, looks like the fence cop. The 1031 01:24:36,830 --> 01:24:37,589 worst one happened. 1032 01:24:37,590 --> 01:24:40,650 I can't get any sense out of him. Easy with him. Could be internal. 1033 01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:43,450 Won't live long. I've seen that look before. Shut up! 1034 01:24:43,930 --> 01:24:44,930 Come on, lean off the wall. 1035 01:24:45,150 --> 01:24:50,490 Mind his head. Mind his head. I think he's delirious. Listen, I must get to 1036 01:24:50,490 --> 01:24:52,270 Merlin by midnight, George. 1037 01:24:52,570 --> 01:24:53,570 Let us know. 1038 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:29,560 Are you David Canning? 1039 01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:35,520 You are charged with indecently assaulting Rita Jones on the 2nd of 1040 01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:39,640 contrary to Section 14 of the Sexual Offenses Act, 1956. 1041 01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:42,660 Is that the accused? 1042 01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:44,420 Yes, Your Majesty. 1043 01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:45,680 Good God. 1044 01:25:46,140 --> 01:25:47,140 Can he stand? 1045 01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:52,180 Yes, Your Worship? Well, that should go in his favour, of course. The fact is, 1046 01:25:52,260 --> 01:25:55,060 Your Worship, the defendant has been in a slight accident. 1047 01:25:55,380 --> 01:25:57,840 Oh, I see. Were you there at the time? 1048 01:25:58,460 --> 01:25:59,460 What happened? 1049 01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:01,860 I was in a punch -up. What was that? 1050 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,100 He said he was in a punch -up, Your Worship. 1051 01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:06,720 What? A punch -up. 1052 01:26:07,140 --> 01:26:08,700 It's a common term for a fight. 1053 01:26:08,940 --> 01:26:11,360 I see. You mean someone gave him a bunch of fives in the hooter? 1054 01:26:12,340 --> 01:26:15,340 Yes, sir. Why the hell didn't you say so? I don't know what you're talking 1055 01:26:15,340 --> 01:26:17,140 about. Quite so, sir, quite. 1056 01:26:17,980 --> 01:26:21,180 But we aren't here to talk about the fracas which he may or may not have got 1057 01:26:21,180 --> 01:26:24,540 himself involved in, are we, sir? No, no, of course not. No, no. 1058 01:26:25,060 --> 01:26:27,140 Now, do you plead guilty or not guilty? 1059 01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:29,320 Not guilty. 1060 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:34,200 What did he say? I believe he said not guilty, Your Worship. Did he? Oh, did 1061 01:26:34,340 --> 01:26:37,400 We'd better make sure you know we don't hang on to an innocent man for the rest 1062 01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:38,400 of time. 1063 01:26:38,780 --> 01:26:41,320 So we'd better ask him again, don't you think so? 1064 01:26:42,380 --> 01:26:45,400 Now, did you say guilty or not guilty? 1065 01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,600 No. No, sir. 1066 01:26:48,820 --> 01:26:50,460 He hasn't had a couple, has he? 1067 01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:52,800 He's as sober as a judge. 1068 01:26:53,020 --> 01:26:54,020 He's pissed. 1069 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:56,000 Quiet, sir. 1070 01:26:56,280 --> 01:27:00,180 If I may be so bold, sir, we have spent five minutes on this case and have only 1071 01:27:00,180 --> 01:27:02,940 ascertained one thing, that he is the accused. 1072 01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:04,500 Yes. 1073 01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:12,580 Your Worship, this notice from the Director of Public Prosecutions who asks 1074 01:27:12,580 --> 01:27:14,880 leave to withdraw proceedings against this accused. 1075 01:27:15,220 --> 01:27:16,220 Is that good? 1076 01:27:16,280 --> 01:27:17,600 What's it mean? Do you have any idea? 1077 01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:23,140 It means, Your Worship, that this miserable man has pleaded not guilty and 1078 01:27:23,140 --> 01:27:26,420 everyone thinks this is correct and that he should be allowed to go. Oh, is that 1079 01:27:26,420 --> 01:27:27,480 it? Good, yes. All right. 1080 01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:29,120 Case dismissed. 1081 01:27:29,780 --> 01:27:30,679 Pretty interesting. 1082 01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:32,020 I thought the whole thing was lost. 1083 01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:33,500 Yes, come on. 1084 01:27:34,020 --> 01:27:35,020 I'm free! 1085 01:27:36,140 --> 01:27:37,140 I'm free! 1086 01:27:38,380 --> 01:27:39,380 I'm free! 1087 01:27:45,930 --> 01:27:46,930 I'm engaged. 1088 01:27:47,810 --> 01:27:48,810 Hi, Daddy. 1089 01:27:49,170 --> 01:27:50,170 Hi, Mama. 1090 01:27:53,830 --> 01:27:54,830 You want to smoke? 1091 01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:07,740 Help me. It's all right. We're getting married.